Beginning a new fortnightly series, aptly named Dawne
of the Day. I am joined in The Crypt by the extremely wonderful Dawne Prochilo
who will be giving her views and thoughts on all things sex toy related.
Dawne of the Day
Having done adult toy reviews for quite
some time now, I like to consider every aspect of the review I present to
possibly customers. When I first started, I wanted my reviews to stand out
among the rest. Anyone can say, “Yes, I liked it.” or “WOW, it felt so good!”
or even “I did not care for this product.”
I prefer to elaborate and let the consumers
know exactly why I did or did not approve of the product. Now for the most, I
have had excellent (if not explosive) releases from these reviews but every so
often an incident occurs. I test each product to the best of my ability but
sometimes...you get this one... it just leaves you wondering...WTF!
A (Dreadful) Moment of Passion Between a
Reviewer and Her Toy
Driving home after an exhausting week at
work, I knew exactly how I was going to relief the tension that had been
building...with my newest toy review. It had arrived just days earlier and the
Button Buster and me had a date tonight.
*Skip to the scene of the crime*
I eyed the mini-vibrator (which according
to manufacturer's instructions was meant for external use). It didn't seem so
intimidating, size didn't matter, right? I recalled one particular review I had
read by another reviewer who had mentioned in passing about the Button Buster
had 'accidentally' nipped a tender portion of flesh. Really? This little thing?
Hmm... Thoughts began to evolve that weren't pleasant* But I had a job
to do and I would do it.
Settling into a comfortable position (will
not share that one with you, some secrets must be kept) and eyed the little
white plastic contraption. How bad could it be? (Keep in mind, I have a
collection of vibrators, some three times this diameter and four times in length).
But images of explaining a painful situation continued lapsing through my head.
Brushing those thoughts aside, I lowered my BB to the appropriate location.
Immediately the “buzz effect” took hold,
more powerful than I could've ever fathomed. I jerked it back and shook my
head. Yeah, it was that potent. Not even the word WOW could begin to describe
this little magical wonder. Lowering it again, I graced my button again. EEK!
Seriously? I pulled it back again, held it up to my line of vision and was
speechless that such a tiny little item could be that potent and influential on
my body.
I could definitely seeing myself telling an
ER doctor, “but I was just trying to have an orgasm. I didn't think it would DO
THAT!”...” I followed the directions. I really did. All I wanted to do was
freakin' cum!”
So when you hear a person say size matters,
listen. Omnipotent punches can come from small packages.
4 comments:
TY for having me here today Julez- look forward to this Saturday's post too
Dawne P
Wow! Nice to know one has to be...uh...careful sometimes with these little things. Nice post.
Hmm...makes me wonder if the job got finished or not, lol Hopefully no one was hurt in the process!
Great post!
No casualties, no blood shed...only a moment to re-evaluate my needs for pleasure Kellie- lol
I have tried it a few times since that first venture...it has become more comfortable since then. I guess the shock has worn off.
Dawne P
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