Welcome back my friends. I am so pleased to see you all here again.
Monday is here once again. The day we all dread so much, the day that is the furthest away from our beloved weekend. Fear not though I have returned to ease you into the week with another short tale of self satisfaction, a tale that, if we are all totally honest, we can relate to because let's face it who hasn't enjoyed a bath, a fantasy and a little enjoyment locked away from the rest of the world.